{"product_id":"not-angry-stick-figure-tee","title":"Not Angry Stick Figure Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"o-rich-text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI am not angry, you cunts…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing says “lovely family gathering” quite like turning up in this. Featuring an extremely calm-looking stickman armed with a completely reasonable amount of firepower, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys shocking the relatives while insisting they’re absolutely fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex Regular Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrew Neck Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S–4XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-Quality DTF Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100 Certified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e180gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot angry. Perfectly relaxed. Everyone else is clearly overreacting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1037\/3064\/3282\/files\/2._Hilarious.png?v=1782845451\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Modaz","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54523734786386,"sku":"Modaz3872V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54523734819154,"sku":"Modaz3873V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54523734851922,"sku":"Modaz3874V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54523734884690,"sku":"Modaz3875V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54523734917458,"sku":"Modaz3876V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54523734950226,"sku":"Modaz3877V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54523734982994,"sku":"Modaz3878V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54523735015762,"sku":"Modaz3879V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54523735048530,"sku":"Modaz3880V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54523735081298,"sku":"Modaz3881V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54523735114066,"sku":"Modaz3882V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54523735146834,"sku":"Modaz3883V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54523735179602,"sku":"Modaz3884V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54523735212370,"sku":"Modaz3885V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1037\/3064\/3282\/files\/notangrylifestyle.png?v=1788452590","url":"https:\/\/modaz.co.uk\/products\/not-angry-stick-figure-tee","provider":"MoDaz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}