{"product_id":"soup-stick-figure-tee","title":"Soup Stick Figure Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"o-rich-text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAdulting is soup and I’m a fucking fork…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone else appears to have received the instructions, the correct equipment and some vague idea of what they’re doing. Meanwhile, you’re standing there with a fork, a bowl of soup and absolutely no chance. This tee is perfect for anyone winging their way through adulthood with confusion, sarcasm and inappropriate cutlery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex Regular Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrew Neck Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S–4XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-Quality DTF Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100 Certified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e180gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompletely unprepared, slightly confused and still somehow getting through it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1037\/3064\/3282\/files\/2._Hilarious.png?v=1782845451\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Modaz","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54523746550098,"sku":"Modaz3886V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54523746582866,"sku":"Modaz3887V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54523746615634,"sku":"Modaz3888V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54523746648402,"sku":"Modaz3889V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54523746681170,"sku":"Modaz3890V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54523746713938,"sku":"Modaz3891V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54523746746706,"sku":"Modaz3892V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54523746779474,"sku":"Modaz3893V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54523746812242,"sku":"Modaz3894V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54523746845010,"sku":"Modaz3895V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54523746877778,"sku":"Modaz3896V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54523746910546,"sku":"Modaz3897V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54523746943314,"sku":"Modaz3898V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54523746976082,"sku":"Modaz3899V1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1037\/3064\/3282\/files\/souplifestyle.png?v=1788452664","url":"https:\/\/modaz.co.uk\/products\/soup-stick-figure-tee","provider":"MoDaz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}