2 & A Half Wise Men – Funny Christmas Jumper

Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh… and apparently a bottle of red. 🍷👑

Give the traditional Three Wise Men a slightly less traditional Christmas with this funny festive jumper. Soft, cosy and made for Christmas parties, pub nights, questionable Secret Santa decisions and explaining why one of the kings has turned up with wine.

The good stuff:
• Unisex regular fit
• Soft brushed-back fleece
• Midweight 280gsm fabric
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Ribbed collar, cuffs & waistband
• Sizes S–5XL
• BCI cotton & GRS recycled polyester

A wise choice for anyone who takes Christmas seriously… but not too seriously.

• Machine wash inside out at 30°C
• Wash with similar colours
• Use mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the print
• Iron inside out on a low heat
• Reshape while damp and air dry

Following these instructions will help keep your tee and its print looking fresh for longer.

Order before 3pm for same-day dispatch, Monday to Friday.

Orders placed after 3pm, at weekends or on bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day.

Delivery times begin from the date of dispatch and may vary during busy periods. Once your order is on its way, we’ll email you tracking information so you can follow its journey.