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Bastard Features Stick Figure Tee

£16.99 £30.99

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Description

Bastard Features Tee

You know you’ve made some questionable life choices when your mum appears at the back door in her dressing gown, wooden spoon in hand, ready to deliver the morning verdict. Featuring the iconic “Madness No Lies” ironing scene and the words, “Well look at that, it’s bastard features himself.”

Comfortable, brilliantly rude and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect tee for loveable troublemakers, family disappointments and anyone whose mum has completely run out of patience.

Unisex Regular Fit
100% Cotton
Crew Neck Design
Sizes S–4XL
High-Quality DTF Print
OEKO-TEX® 100 Certified
180gsm

She’s not angry. She’s just deeply unsurprised.

Care information

Machine wash inside out at 30°C
Wash with similar colours
Use mild detergent
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not dry clean
Do not iron directly over the print
Iron inside out on a low heat
Reshape while damp and air dry

Following these instructions will help keep your tee and its print looking fresh for longer.

Delivery and Shipping

Order before 3pm for same-day dispatch, Monday to Friday.

Orders placed after 3pm, at weekends or on bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day.

Delivery times begin from the date of dispatch and may vary during busy periods. Once your order is on its way, we’ll email you tracking information so you can follow its journey.