Candy Cane - Funny Christmas Jumper

Go on—give that candy cane the attention it deserves.

Featuring the cheeky message “It’s Not Going To Lick Itself,” this naughty Christmas sweater brings a suggestive twist to festive dressing. Perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights and anyone determined to keep their seasonal humour firmly off the nice list.

Key Features

• Sweatshirt Crew Necked
• Adult (Unisex)
• Regular Fit
• Authentic Streetwear Blanks
• Two End Ringspun Fleece, Brushed Back
• Tight Knit Gauge Fabric
• Midweight Sweatshirt
• Ribbed Collar, Cuffs & Waistband
• Soft Hand Feel Blended Fabric
• Premium Tear Away Two Part Label
• BCI Cotton & GRS Recycled Polyester
• S to 5XL
• 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
• 280gsm
• OEKOTEX 100, Amfori, Sedex, Global Recycled Standard, BCI Cotton

• Machine wash inside out at 30°C
• Wash with similar colours
• Use mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the print
• Iron inside out on a low heat
• Reshape while damp and air dry

Following these instructions will help keep your tee and its print looking fresh for longer.

Order before 3pm for same-day dispatch, Monday to Friday.

Orders placed after 3pm, at weekends or on bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day.

Delivery times begin from the date of dispatch and may vary during busy periods. Once your order is on its way, we’ll email you tracking information so you can follow its journey.