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Dildo Of Consequences Stick Figure Tee

£16.99 £30.99

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Description

The dildo of consequences never arrives lubed…

Every terrible decision eventually comes back to bite you—and apparently, it doesn’t believe in easing you into it. Featuring one thoroughly unimpressed stickman discovering the painful reality of cause and effect, this tee is perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humour and watching bad decisions reach their inevitable conclusion.

Key Features:

Crew Necked T-Shirt
Adult (Unisex)
Regular Fit
Authentic Streetwear Blanks
Fine Ringspun Yarn With Tight Knit Gauge
Narrow Rib Knit Collar
Taped Neck & Shoulders
Double Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem
Tubular Knit
Premium Tear Away Two Part Label
BCI Cotton
Sizes S–4XL
100% Cotton
180gsm
OEKO-TEX® 100, Amfori, Sedex & BCI Cotton Certified
High-Quality DTF Print

Bad choices were made. Consequences have arrived. Brace yourself.

Care information

Machine wash inside out at 30°C
Wash with similar colours
Use mild detergent
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not dry clean
Do not iron directly over the print
Iron inside out on a low heat
Reshape while damp and air dry

Following these instructions will help keep your tee and its print looking fresh for longer.

Delivery and Shipping

Order before 3pm for same-day dispatch, Monday to Friday.

Orders placed after 3pm, at weekends or on bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day.

Delivery times begin from the date of dispatch and may vary during busy periods. Once your order is on its way, we’ll email you tracking information so you can follow its journey.