Merry Pissmass – Funny Christmas Jumper

Meet the Merry Pissmas Christmas Jumper — because apparently stealing your TV wasn’t enough.

Featuring a seriously badly behaved Santa relieving himself on your Christmas tree after making off with the telly, this festive sweatshirt is perfect for Christmas parties, pub nights, Secret Santa gifts and anyone who prefers their festive cheer completely inappropriate.

Made from soft 280gsm brushed-back fleece with a comfortable regular unisex fit.

Adult unisex regular fit
Soft brushed-back fleece
50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
Midweight 280gsm fabric
Ribbed collar, cuffs & waistband
Sizes S–5XL
BCI Cotton & GRS Recycled Polyester

Festive. Offensive. Absolutely taking the piss. Merry Christmas.

• Machine wash inside out at 30°C
• Wash with similar colours
• Use mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the print
• Iron inside out on a low heat
• Reshape while damp and air dry

Following these instructions will help keep your tee and its print looking fresh for longer.

Order before 3pm for same-day dispatch, Monday to Friday.

Orders placed after 3pm, at weekends or on bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day.

Delivery times begin from the date of dispatch and may vary during busy periods. Once your order is on its way, we’ll email you tracking information so you can follow its journey.